Welcome to F.M.P, or Flop Man Premium! This is a personal site for the webhost, and is named after their online username. What does the F.M.P mean, anyways? You could read the title: Flop Man Premium... but, what? Let me break it down.
Flop means that it's a failure. This status of failure is applied unto men, meaning, men that fail. The premium aspect is just to insinuate that this is what I'm all about - failing men. Because it's funny to me! Some of my favorite characters are just guys that suck.
Hang tight, ranger!
This site's going to be a WIP for a hot minute. All because me, the webhost, has a whole lot to type about, a lot of ironing of HTML and CSS to do! But, why hang tight anyways? There's some goals in mind for this site, and it's gonna be as follows:
Graphics
Blog posts
Guides
Resources
And whatever else I could get my goblin hands on!
Do you like retro gaming? Cartoony media, in film, TV shows and comics? Or are you just a plain hog for old web shenanigans? Try and keep me in your peripheral, maybe you'll have a site worth coming back to in... uh, time! Thanks for reading!